Random Facts About Me i.e A Rant About Things I Hate #1

So a while back this Random Facts tag was floating around and to be honest, I thought it was the most boring thing ever. The facts some people gave made me want to rip my eyeballs out. I could never finish a whole post. So, I decided to do it but try to make it a bit more interesting. THERE'LL BE NO 'MY FAVOURITE COLOUR IS' FACTS HERE PEOPLE. Everyone loves a rant right?
Well here we go..


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 I hate cats. Like I cannot stand them. They turn my stomach and give me chills down my spine. Even thinking about them.. bleugh. 

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I also hate disco pants. They make you look a lot larger than you actually are. I don't think they are flattering on anyone, especially with flat shoes. Some people can pull them off with heels on a night out. 

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Cows. I am absolutely terrified of them. I don't know if people think I'm joking or an absolute weirdo when I tell them but its true. I can't be near them unless they are in a well secured field. Even then I can't be too close to the fence. If one came near me I would probably be reduced to tears. I looked it up and there's an actual phobia of cows that people have. AM I A WEIRDO?!
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I despise tomatoes. They are the most disgusting thing ever. Whenever Mam makes salad sandwich filling I have to pick every piece of tomato out.
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I've been the 'leading lady' (I guess you could call it that) in a music video. The song is written about a girl and I played that girl. Its my uncles band with his nephews and other relatives and when they asked me I was a bit iffy about it at first but then agreed to do it. It was my first time doing anything like that but I had fun on the day and thats all that matters. Its on youtube! At least I have something to look back at when I'm older?
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I don't drink tea or coffee. Never have, never will. I cannot stand the taste of coffee. To me, its what I imagine coal to taste like. I can drink a little bit of tea but I can never drink a whole cup. I just don't like the taste.
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I'm a complete wuss when it comes to spicy food. I can't even put my tongue on a jalapeno without wanting to cry with pain. I remember taking the tiniest bite of a jalapeno, I mean literally about the size of an apple seed and spending the next hour with a barely bearable burning on my tongue.
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I have zero interest what so ever in Harry Potter. I'd say I've only managed to watch one film the whole way through and that was the first one. I just could not care less about Harry and his boring arse film.
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Flatforms are the most hideous shoes ever created. I'd rather wear crocs. To me, they look like those shoes they give someone with one leg shorter than the other to even them out. There was a boy in my school in primary school who had one leg shorter than the other and one of his shoes had the platform on the sole like flatforms.
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It drives me mad that some people think I'm 'thick' because I'm a beauty therapist. As if it was my only choice for college. I could have gone anywhere or done anything but to be honest I have zero interest in doing anything else. I wake up every day happy to be going to work. On days off, I miss being there. I think I'm extremely lucky to get to do what I love as a job and I feel sorry for people who only do 'fancy' courses in college to brag when everyday they complain non stop about how they hate it.
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Lauren Conrad is my idol. Shes just amazing. Full stop.
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I have so much love for Scott Disick. He is just.. AHHH I LOVE HIM. He's hilarious. We have the same type of humour and I think we would be very good friends. I have an album in my phone of Scott Disick memes that I look at when I'm in a bad mood and they make me laugh. What more can I say, he's the dapper don disick.
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Speaking of Scott Disick, I want to be a Kardashian. I love them. Seriously, diss them and I will punch you in the face.
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I'm sick of these twitter 'clothing lines' popping up everywhere. I'm sorry but you cant call yourself a clothing line when your line consists of t shirts and beanies with your 'company's name ironed on using a transfer in different colours/patterns. Literally every single 'line' is the exact same t shirt just with different name on it. Please at least TRY to be original. And they're charging £15 for this shite? LOL NICE TRY MATE.
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I've always wanted to be a cheerleader. If I lived in America I'd probably be one.
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People who comment on popular Youtube Beauty Gurus videos saying 'I know everyone hates this but Im a new youtuber and would love for you to check out my channel I do ______ vidoes blah blah blah' WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP?! You wouldn't open up a shop in your town and go into all the other successful shops screaming ''HELLO PLEASE COME VISIT MY SHOP' and so on. NO ONE is going to visit your channel from a spam comment. YOU'RE ANNOYING.
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In college, I started crying at the end of my electrology practical exam because I was convinced I'd failed. That's how much I wanted it. Turns out I was one of the best in the class..oh..  Either everyone else was shit or I'm a drama queen..
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I hate sald.. and vegetables. Ew.
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I can't wear odd socks. NO WAY JOSÉ. Even if no one is going to see my socks I have to have matching socks on. Even at home when I'm just chillin in my pjs. Oh and they can't just look similar i.e both be black but one has a pink stripe at the top and the other has red. THEY HAVE TO BE THE SAME.
Does this mean I have some form of OCD??
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Ok that's all I could think of for now.